HELP ME!!!

[Phillip_M_Dampier at cup.portal.com]

Hmmm, welcome to alt.begging.

This is cute, but this guy sent his message to every UNIX site in the world.
Watch out for those British pound notes hitting you on the head.

The message was inappropriate.  This feels like the PTL Club now.

Why not try the financial aid department of your college.  There are plenty
of banks willing to give you a GSL... also, talk to your parents.

Argh!