stat routine for DEC C wanted

[Norman Diamond]

>From net.lang.c, but it fits net.jokes:
> 	Has anyone out there written  a version of the 'stat' library
> 	routine  for DEC  C (VMS)?
> 	-- the impression I have  is  that DEC did not
> 	implement it because they couldn't do it perfectly.

If DEC only implemented stuff they could do perfectly, we would never
have heard of DEC.
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   Norman Diamond

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