programming challenge (silly)

[Doug Gwyn]

In article <2102 at jasper.UUCP> c415-23 at alberta.UUCP (Morris Barbara L) writes:
>The best we were able to do was 98 characters (result of wc).

The best I could do with approximately-portable C was 105 characters.
(Fully-portable C requires the addition of "#include<stdio.h>".)
There are several ways to "cheat", e.g. cc -Dp=printf, system(), etc.
What are the ground rules?