more on TRUE and FALSE (sorry) with JOKES

[Isaac Rabinovitch]

In <9 at christmas.UUCP> rtm at christmas.UUCP (Richard Minner) writes:


>  The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to
>  constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every
>  appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA
>  statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant.  This
>  also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
>		-- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers

That reminds me of something I spotted shortly after ATT started
getting commercial with Unix.  Apparently they hired a lot of English
majors to clean up the man pages.  One of them spotted a reference to
"atomic" transactions (meaning an IPC transaction that couldn't be
borken down further); apparently s/he said, "No, that can't be right,"
and changed it to "automatic".  

>(And the `what about novice programmers' argument is specious;
>a novice programmer might do anything.  Besides, I'd bet a novice
>would be at least as likely to screw up code that uses `flag = 1'
>and `return 1'.)

Who was it that said, "No system is foolproof -- fools are extremely
clever people"?
-- 

ergo at netcom.uucp			Isaac Rabinovitch
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