Where the Hell is everyone?

Alex Katz akatz at mizar.usc.edu
Thu Nov 15 23:59:40 AEST 1990


So what has happened to Richard Sexton, 
the sack of jokes and the jock of sacks?
Last we heard, he got tired of California's real estate taxes and, having
finally sold his '63 Buick Riviera, moved to Canada, where he makes his
Friday nights appearances in talk.fish.charbroiled.

How come we don't see Clay Bond anymore? Did he end up tied up in 
alt.sex.bondage and being fed all of T*d Kaldis' postings by some undergrad 
idjits that had failed his class?

Where is John F. Hough III release 5? Is he still counting votes for
renaming comp.wizards.internals into sci.med.surgery? Or is he porting
UNIX to TRS-80, or teaching a class on BASIC?

Has John Berryhill created sci.med.pisstest.anonymous and is too busy
delivering it by hand to all the readers of misc.job.consulting?

What is Hillel Gazit doing these days? Teaching soc.women how to use condoms
or convincing soc.men to abort everything in sight and get on welfare?

Has sparkling Monica Waldman got accidentally aborted from alt.flame or 
has she been tried and convicted to serving 9 months in talk.abortion?

Is Oleg Kiselev too busy interviewing K*nt Dolan for a job or telling
Bill Vajk what to do ...oops, didn't mean to spoil your appetite, brothers
and sisters. Or is there a new fishy newsgroup that we don't get at this
site yet?

How come BIFF has turned into Biff but still hasn't been buried?

I'm so bummed and sad as if I've been reading rec.humour.funny for a week.

So is it time to rmgroup alt.flame yet?

Missing all of you,


-- 
        Alex Katz                       akatz at mizar.usc.edu



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