HELP ME (*Oh, what a flame for JJ at Portal*)

[Rostyk Lewyckyj]

I think that you all should not flame this poor misguided
young man. Consider the initiative which he displays.
 Certainly he has missed his calling. He should not be pursuing
a carreer in computer science. He seems to have the necessary
qualities for several other honoured, glamourous and well
respected , nay admired , carrers in these United States:
  Politician,  TV evangelist, Adverising executive, Stock broker