namei broken, flee from the wrath to come

[Tim Bray]

>	namei() doesn't work!
>	It's BROKEN!!
Hold on, it's still three days till April 1...  What this guy should do is 
get a white robe, grow a beard, inscribe

  namei() doesn't work!
  It's BROKEN!!
  The End Is Near!

on a sign, and walk up and down the street outside Bell Labs.  Or on 
Pennsylvania Avenue outside the White House.  Or the next Usenix.  I'd give 
him 50 cents.