I need fortunes!

[Jeffrey W Percival]

I have a 2.8BSD unix system with a tired old fortunes file.  Can
someone e-mail me files of fortunes, quotations, words-of-the-day,
and so on?  I have a simple fortune program that just reads ascii
files, so a "fortunes.dat" type file wouldn't be useful.  We have
thick skins, so insults and matters of questionable taste are OK too.

I'd really appreciate any contributions!

	Jeff

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