Okay, I give up. What is the real story?

[John F. Haugh II]

In article <1990Nov12.193257.24541 at odin.corp.sgi.com> nelson at sgi.com (Nelson Bolyard) writes:
>I once worked on a computer system that had been changed to generate
>adventure responses to frequent commands, e.g.

you can do this with AIX v3 - all of the standard error messages are
in message catalogs.  i've considered making a set of "valspeak" or
"jive" catalogs.

	"Like, you know, I'm sending your output to /dev/null!"
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