#define kinda stuff

[root]

	    O.K. all you people out there who think you know everything,

Those people who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

	    I got one for ya:
	
	    Here's what I wanna do:
	
	#define (-: /*
	#define :-) */
	
	    Obviously I want to make (-: and :-) my comment delimiters.  

Obviously you need to read T.F. manual. What makes you think you can
redefine punctuation? Only `identifiers' can be used as macro names.

	Ferdinand Macros, ex-president