AT&T humor: {SCR*W} an apology

[Ken Trant]

 Send your humor posting (which are funny by the way) to me and I will
post them for you. Let them flame away, I own AT&T stock so I can say 
what I want.
    ... See figure 1.
 
 Obj joke:

There once was a couple named Kelly
Who were forced to walk belly to belly
For in their great haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly

A jolly young fellow from Boston
Used to drive around in an Austin
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung outside so he lost 'em

There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who had the most peculiar feeling
So she laid on her back
And tickled her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

A space shuttle pilot neamed Ventry
Made love to the only girl sentry
She started to pout
Because it fell out
But the mission was saved by re-entry

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