Hardware freaks Unite (on this one)

[Alvin Henry White]

This is kind of a strange group.  I think it is the first I  have seen where
people write in to say "I don't know how to do that and I wouldn't be 
interested in doing it even if someone else figures out how to do it."
-alvin
Alvin H. White, Gen. Sect.
G.O.D.S.B.R.A.I.N.
Government Online Database Systems
Bureau for Resource Allocations to Information Networks
 alvin at cup.portal.com